yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so old

 

  Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out! 

  Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

  Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died!

  Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

  Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

  Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

  Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

  Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

  Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

  Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

   Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

   Yo mama so fat she has to eat twelve mansions for breakfast or she will die
   Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles-REBECCA

                                          

                                                      

-AUTUMN